After one week of dieting, I have lost almost five pounds!!!! Well, ok, 4.2 lbs to be exact, but I think it sounds more impressive the first way!
This would not have been possible without the help and support of my scale, who mocked my fat ass every time I stood up on it. I would also like to thank the growls of my belly for trying to tempt me into secretly consuming that 1/4 bag of grandma utz potato chips in our snack drawer. Without those protest growls, I might not have realized the strength of my will to lose. I'd also like to acknowledge the carb industry, they are the true victims here. Without my big mouth chomping down all their tasty goodness, the companies will surely suffer.
In no time, my baggy clothes will be baggy from weight loss and not to hide my muffin top! yay!
~ the dieting momma ~
*Anyone else craving muffins now? no? oh, ok. I'm not neither then.
2 comments:
You're hilarious! Congrats on doing so well. :)
Btw. Every time you mention Pizza Hut, a little part of my heart aches. Remember Pizza Hut? Sigh.
mmmmm..... pizza hut. :)
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